On Psychic Readings

Today I had my very first reading by a medium. It was an event organized by a co-worker at her place, and I want to record what the medium said for posterity so that I can see how much of it actually happens. In brackets is what the medium said verbatim.

My spirit guide:
-is female
-she specifically female because "You don't like to listen to men"
-is Scandinavian (so I might recognize her voice if I hear Scandinavian words/phrases)
-has a dry sense of humour
-is very chatty
-hasn't been pushing my spiritual education lately, but will start doing so now because there are "think you need to do on a spiritual level"
-she says I have strong empath ability, but that is "isn't my path"
-my current path is to develop my psychic/medium powers - though that may not be my ultimate destination
-to develop my psychic/medium skills, she is sending more dreams and more intuition
-she takes me out of my body every night to develop these skills and to connect with other spirits
-she says I need to spend more time in nature
-there is "too much noise surrounding you where you live and where you work"
-I should take an extra 5 minutes on my way home from work to walk through a park, to connect with nature, and drain negative energy (helps to touch a tree)
-she is working on my mediumship skills - there are a couple of spirits in my house (
just chillin') and they are the reason I wake up at 2-3am every morning (this is a time of day when the veil is thinner)
-this will also cause me to see more shadows around the house, see thing from the corner of my eye
-the spirits in my house know that I can connect with me, so they try to talk to me, which is why I wake up in the night - but they're not there to harm me, they're just "wanderers"
-she and I have had very stubborn fights - the most ridiculous being that once, we argued (ie I argued with myself) about what potatoes to use in a meal. She was apparently the voice of reason that said "A potato is a potato!!!" and it was "The stupidest conversation she ever had"

Tarot reading
-I'm currently need to try to take control of my life (pertaining to money in particular)
-I need to start focusing on my own path in life (as opposed to others' paths)
-I need to build the foundation of my own life
-If I lend money, I need to make sure its to the right people (because I can't expect I'll get it back)
-I'm about to start a new spiritual journey and develop new spiritual powers
-I'll be financial "okay" for the next little while, but I'll need to make some financial decision using logic rather than emotion
-There is someone around me who "may be interested in a relationship", who may be "good for me", who is looking for romance, "someone who wants to please you" - "the problem with them is that they don't like to make decisions so you'll end up having to take control"
-the next few months: contemplating the past, moving remorse, breaking down emotional walls, new beginnings in learnings
-3 months: planing money for the future, no changes in job situation
-6 months: doing things to help re-energize physically/spiritually
-**side notes from the medium's own spirit guide "He really wants you to start looking at your eating habits" "He wants you to be eating more throughout the day rather than waiting for the meals" "He wants you to be more of a grazer" Also, "He doesn't see anything major coming up for you" (health wise) and he warned me about eating too many bananas because they are no good for my digestive system in large quantities.
-1 year: moving forward and forgetting about the past, new money coming in as a result of a relationship (but I'll have my own money, so the relationship will be an equal one, not dependant) "I know you said that you don't have a boyfriend, but one is coming"
-The next year, I'll be building stability in my own life, and so in a year, I'll be in a place to be a relationship back in.
-1 .5 years: relationship will be solid - it will get be out of the feeling of being stuck, money will be good, but I'll be saving it for an event (trip abroad)
-the person in the new relationship will also love to travel and we'll be planning this trip together
-there will be family issues - with a male family member (Dad?) - and it will be resolved
-1.5-2 years: trip will happen - it'll be a place that I just said that I've never been there, so let's go there - but it's not a honeymoon, just a trip with the boyfriend
-2 years: starting spiritual journey
-family in-fighting - will cause trouble in the relationship but will likely not lead to a break up - especially if it's recognised that the issues are not about the couple, but about the other family member(s).
-3 years: distant relative will pass away (possible cause of family in-fighting? Distant relative had extended illness before passing?)
-everything will turn out positive within the relationship in the end though
-3-4 years: job upgrading/training, success with money
-4 years: new friend will come in to help with spiritual path (someone I knew from a past life, and I'll know it)
-5 year: "You'll go through a whole bunch of spiritual training", spirit guide will come in a big way to guide you, and you "move forward with confidence"
-6 years: "new-found trust with the people around you"
-7 years: "Your partner moving forward with his career"

at this point, there was a pause as he took up his cards, then he asked:

"Did you choose not to have kids?"

Apparently he asked his own spirit guide about kids (which he usual does in readings) and his spirit guide "He just said 'no'" he wasn't sure if I was medically capable or just chose not to have kids. According to him, I have no "spiritual children assigned to me." and "There are no kids in spirit waiting for you"

Other random notes from the medium's spirit guide: he called my exes "dinks" (and finds that very funny). He also said I'll be travelling a lot because it's a passion. I'll have a generally good and successful life. Also, down the line I'll be taking care of someone else's child, maybe my partner will have one of his own, or someone will not be able to take care of theirs. It'll be an older kid (9-10 years old) and it will only be temporary. "You're going to have a straight and narrow life, which is kind of your personality"

Angel cards:
-There's a happy move coming where I work or live, the spirits and my own intuition will help me get there
-I am a healer, but right now, my focus is not on healing
-It's safe for me to be powerful, to be who I want to be rather than what I think others want me to be, and to explore the world like a 6 year old
-Have hope, because there are a lot of wonderful things on the horizon that I haven't seen yet
-TREAT YO SELF

He also gave me tips about how to meditate in order to connect with my spirit guide, and channelling my psychic skills by meditating.

SO

We'll see how much of this pans out and if I'll manage to "connect" more with my Scandinavian spirit guide. Maybe she's a shieldmaiden, which would account for my attraction to blonde badasses in TV/movies. It's my spirit guide yelling "YES!! LISTEN TO HER!!! LET IT GO!!! GET YOUR GUN AND BRING IN THE CAT!!!" Ha ha ha!