Monday, August 25, 2014

On Sexy-Times Dreams (NSFW and TMI)

I really really wanted to talk about this dream with my friends...but something tells me they might just respond with "Ack! TMI LEAH!" So I'll tell the internet.

As you probably know, I love talking about my dreams. Not the "fantasies/goals" type, but the "movies in your head when you're asleep" type.

So if you feel like sex is TMI, click away and come back another day, ha ha!

My dream last night started innocently enough. I was at work. But then, I suddenly felt really really sexually tense. Not just horny, but "I need it right frakking now" Now, this doesn't happen to me in reality (thank goodness!) but it was so bad that I couldn't focus, so I went home.

When I got home, I tried....er....soothing myself. But that didn't satisfy me. I was still unreasonably hot and bothered. Then something strange happened. I assumed that nothing I could do to myself would help. So my brain did one of those weird dream things, and I morphed into someone else. Two people actually. A happily married couple that I had seen on TV. Because I guess my brain said that if I was going to be with a man, it might as well be with someone I was in love with. Being single, though, I don't have that someone that I'm in love with, let alone married to, so my brain had to turn me into some fictional character with a loving husband.

But even after fantastic sex, and I was alone and myself again, I was still going mental! Out of desperation, I once again worked on myself, almost to a frenzy. And the split-second before what I assumed would be a mind-blowing climax, I woke up. But it didn't end there. I woke up orgasming. I had been dreaming, and therefore in muscle atonia (your brain naturally makes you not able to move when you dream so that you don't end up acting out your dreams), so I didn't lay a hand on myself in reality. Not a touch. It was all my mind.

And the weirdest part was that it was more intense than my usual self-servicing. Not more intense than actual sex, but still. Noticeably more intense. And that had never happened before. I mean, I've had dreams that were really hot, and I woke up and finished myself off, but never had I ever been there completely inside my own mind.

When I recovered and fully woke up, two things occurred to me. The first being "How the hell did that just happen?", and the second being "Geez, am I really THAT sexually frustrated?"

I still haven't figured either out, but nevertheless, it was an interesting experience. Have any of you had something like this happen?

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